The Pursuit of Mediocrity
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
The Mexicans are always keen to prove they´re the zaniest, wackiest, looniest people in the world and nowhere is this desire more clearly manifested than here, where four chaps swing round a pole tied by their feet and slowly descend towards the ground by unwinding the ropes they´re attached to. Perhaps the oddeest element of this spectacle was the fact that we saw it not in some huge arena with loads of paying tourists gasping at the participants´ atheletcisim and daring, but in a car park with only a few onlookers.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Monday, February 13, 2006
The Palace of Belle Artes, Mexico City. This lovely art deco museum contains some superb murals by Diego Rivera, David Siquerios (a Stalinist who once led a plot to assassinate Leon Trotsky, who had been given refuge in Mexico, partly as a result of Rivera's lobbying of the government. The plot failed, but you can still see the bullet holes in the walls of Trotsky's house. Stalin eventually got his way when one of his henchmen stuck an ice pick in his skull) and others. The day we visited the museum was also home to the dead body of a recently deceased Mexican artist who was lying in an open coffin in the middle of the central atrium. I have some photos of him but am led to believe that posting them on the web wouldn't be in the best of taste. I bet the Mexicans wouldn't mind.
The cathedral in Puebla, Mexico, by night. Thanks to a bit of administrative immigration grief in Oaxaca, we only got to spend half a day in Puebla but it looked nice and I did eat an enchillada in chocolate mole sauce. The sauce is called mole, it doesn´t have any actual moles in it, as far as I know.
As for the immigration authorities, if you´re ever on holiday in Mexico and are keen to get your kids off your hands for a few hours of Treasure Hunt style fun, then my tip is to neglect to obtain tourist cards for them at the US/Mexico land border. This will lead to them being asked to perform a series of apparently arbitrary tasks - buying lots of forms, photocopying every page of their passports, printing out their bank balance, paying money into a bank and getting a stamp on six different forms to say you´ve done it, finding bus tickets - both American and Mexican - to prove when they crossed the border, filling in some more forms, marvelling as the official in front of them pulls a typewriter out of the dustbin of history and completes his notes, being very polite, digging out their best schoolboy Spanglish and finally leaving exhausted and grateful after three hours.
This, according to the Mexicans and the guide book, is the largest living thing in the world. It´s some sort of cypress tree growing in a church yard in El Tule, a town just outside Oaxaca, Mexico. It´s more impressive for its vast girth than its great height, though it does over-shadow the rather modest church next to it and make Joanne (centre, arms wide) look like the five-foot-two-inch munchkin she is.